Popular Speeches

Tori R asked:


So i need a orginal speech topic that will jsut be really entertaining by tonight! please help!?!

Emma asked:


My roommate has a speech due for her developmental psychology final and is clueless. She wants something witty, fun, and original. I am open to being a prop in this speech. Any ideas and or help/advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!

stoickemily2011 asked:


for speech..got any good, funny ones that have won you a prize?

Excuse my sarcasm asked:


Can Obama live up to the George Bush legacy of funny comments and clumsy mistakes?

allynamed asked:


While he gave his speech, MSNBC online had this Oreo ad running

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Oreo, Milks favorite cookie

Elodie asked:


Joey Tribbiani on the programme ‘Friends’
its a school speech on ‘heroes’
would like my speech to be funny and to make people want to listen to it
the finished speech has to be at least 2 mins long

Camee asked:


I’m running for Junior Class Spirit Coordinator!! My Speech HAS TO BE funny or i definitely will not win!! I have no idea on what to do for it!! if any of you have any ideas that would be amazingly great!! thanks

johnwhofor asked:


Well, here’s the thing, my friend and I would like to impress our group of friends we usually hang out with witty conversations/comedy skits we memorize. Lately, it’s been the ‘Death Star’ by Eddy Izzard, the ‘Preparation H’ bit from Goldmember, and the lyrics to ‘The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny’.
I, myself have memorized half of V’s Alliteration speech, but that’s more for myself.

Can anyone recommend any funny bits like those above?
And please don’t suggest Abbot and Costello, most are too long for us anyways.

hekifier asked:


Sometimes, other participants of Yahoo answers ask a question, and they get cruel and cutting remarks from other users. Sometimes, they get an answer that is so cruel, they think they should rant to that person of about how much they **** them, or they’re stupid, yada yada. Instead of reporting the offensive answer, they choose it as Best Answer, which inevitably gives the perpetrader 10 pts (dee deedee!), and they give a speech of swearwords and dirty comments as their feedback. I’ve seen it happen. Is anyone else amused by this?

ZooYorker asked:


what is that stupid wedding speech that the dude gives like blah bkah bakh til do you apart blah bkah i do blah i do kiss he ****? i need a website sorry for language in a bad mood